Mid week wit
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Mid week wit
Apparently more frogs will be born this year because it is a leap year.
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- Doug G
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Re: Mid week wit
What happens to a frog's Mini Moke when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
It gets toad away.
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- Doug G
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Re: Mid week wit
A police officer attempts to stop a Mini Moke for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 70 mph . . . . . . downhill.
The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The policeman approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a policeman about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The policeman approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a policeman about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
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Re: Mid week wit
A certain Mini Moke owner (we will call him 'Nige') was going to bed, and while brushing he is teeth looked outside, and saw the light on in the shed where his Mini Moke was garaged.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and Nige said, "No," and explained the situation.
The Police then explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock the doors to his house and an officer would be there when available.
Nige said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up.
Of course, the police caught the thieves red-handed.
One of the policemen said to Nige, "I thought you said that you'd shot them?"
Nige said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
He immediately phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and Nige said, "No," and explained the situation.
The Police then explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock the doors to his house and an officer would be there when available.
Nige said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up.
Of course, the police caught the thieves red-handed.
One of the policemen said to Nige, "I thought you said that you'd shot them?"
Nige said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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Re: Mid week wit
OK they may be cringe or groan worthy.
However here is your chance to post the ones that make you laugh.
However here is your chance to post the ones that make you laugh.
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Re: Mid week wit
I think I'm in trouble with the Mrs.
I told her that I had bought another Moke.
" What the Hell have you done" she said.
Sheepishly, I said "Sorry, Its not my fault babe, Im sick"
" cough , cough"
"I think I've got the car owner virus"
I told her that I had bought another Moke.
" What the Hell have you done" she said.
Sheepishly, I said "Sorry, Its not my fault babe, Im sick"
" cough , cough"
"I think I've got the car owner virus"
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Re: Mid week wit
Have a laugh
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