A friend of mine needs some help!

[Doug G]

I'm reaching out, as a friend of mine needs some help!


His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.

When he came back he tossed her some diet pills.


Anyway, he's looking for a place to live, can you help him?

[Nigel(no top)Sykes]

I've got a nice doghouse he can have cheap, if that's any help ?

[Robin Jones]

[Doug G]

I've got a nice doghouse he can have cheap, if that's any help ?

I believe he would already be in that.

[Doug G]

This is worth a viewing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyduncFpzl4

[Doug G]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTh3EQeuQPM

[Doug G]

Gosh, no comments, responses, additional items etc posted.

It seems that most on this forum are 'lurkers'.

[Robin Jones]

A couple had a child that, as he grew up, wouldn't talk. They tried everything... doctors, therapists, counseling... finally placed him in special schooling where he did quite well but still didn't speak.
One morning at breakfast, he pushed his plate away and said, "Eggs are cold."
His mother, in complete shock exclaimed, "You're talking!!! Why didn't you ever talk before???"

"Up until now, everythings been okay."

[Doug G]

A couple had a child that, as he grew up, wouldn't talk. They tried everything... doctors, therapists, counseling... finally placed him in special schooling where he did quite well but still didn't speak.
One morning at breakfast, he pushed his plate away and said, "Eggs are cold."
His mother, in complete shock exclaimed, "You're talking!!! Why didn't you ever talk before???"

"Up until now, everythings been okay."

[Wally2]

Subject: Fw: air travel

So it seems this bush pilot is upset when he returns to the northern flying
camp at the pre-arranged time to pick up the American hunters - they have 2
large moose to be transported out in his small float plane.
"I told you fellas that because of the amount of gear you brought in we
will only be able to take out one animal", he admonishes, "we just don't
have the load capacity for 2 moose".
"Well the guy that flew us out last year didn't complain about us having 2
moose on board", the Americans recalled.
"I'm not the guy that flew you out last year and I
feel... " the pilot begins.
"Well if your not as good a pilot as the guy last year... ", they suggest.
To avoid damage to his pride as a competent bush pilot he cavalierly
allows, "Okay, okay, I'm as good as the guy you had last year; load them on
I'll fly you out of here".

They set off. The pilot positions the plane, fully loaded to an inch of
free board on the floats, at the mouth of the creek to allow the full
length of the lake to achieve maximum take off speed. The advanced
throttle lever coaxes the engine's fluttering bark into a cacophony of
aircraft parts played too loudly without sheet music. Vibrating metal
plows the stern resistance of the water and slowly the plane begins to gain
speed. Halfway across the lake... yes , yes, they were getting up on
step. Now, tip a little to the right... the were on one float, to
reduce drag.... almost enough air speed to fly... alright, they are air
born... a little more altitude and they'll clear the trees. The engine
roars triumphantly. Yes, they are at tree top...
No! A float snags a White Pine and down they go clearing a swath of
uncharted landing strip. Camping gear, moose meat, bodies tumbling...
Silence.

The pilot regains consciousness, looks around and vaguely inquires, "Where the Hell am I?"
"About 200 yards further than the guy made it last year", the American estimates.

[Doug G]